Legitimate, if not likely, ways I might perish:
While driving: — Rifling through the floorboard sea of just-purchased groceries to open a bag of Fritos, then careening into a litter-ridden ditch.— Peacefully expiring while waiting to turn left at a non-lit intersection.— Glancing at my phone to switch moody playlists and smashing into the back of a Moon Pie delivery truck. Of embarrassment: … Continue reading Legitimate, if not likely, ways I might perish:
